Le Tour de Dopes
Attention dumbass pro cyclists: DROP THE GOD-DAMNED DOPE.
Due to the endless scandals and internecine structural battles last season and off-season, I wasn’t really paying much attention to the sport this year. The Tour, being pretty wide open, is actually quite interesting, but when the next-generation golden boys start getting pegged for EPO, it’s clear that most people haven’t learned a freaking thing. Morons. Fingers crossed for a clean, non-controversial podium this year, though, even now with three positives of varying degrees of star power, halfway in.
Maybe my favorite sport will right itself, eventually. Maybe.
